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Nation
April 1, 2020

‘We’ve found a vaccine’: Trump can’t get through April Fools’ joke without giggling
World
March 31, 2020
April Fools’ Day cancelled, everything real now
Nation
March 31, 2020
MyPillow masks guaranteed to be the safest, fluffiest

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World
March 30, 2020

Does whiskey fight coronavirus? A new study finds it couldn’t hurt, why not
Culture
March 29, 2020

Are we doomed? Banana bread trades and dinosaur parades
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Culture
March 28, 2020
Official: Local man has consumed all the internet content
2020
March 27, 2020
Biden’s VCR not working for podcast stream thingy
World
March 25, 2020
Traffic: Evening commute from living room to bedroom looking light

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Culture March 23, 2020

Remote employee’s extra 15 min of sleep giving purpose to life
World March 23, 2020

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Culture March 22, 2020

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Culture March 19, 2020

Study: ‘Love Is Blind’ proves no fish actually left in the sea
Nation March 19, 2020

‘This wouldn’t have happened if Jeb Bush were in charge!’ yells man at WH briefing looking oddly like Jeb Bush
Culture March 18, 2020

Chicago Food Madness
World March 18, 2020

‘Yes, Netflix, I’m still watching,’ woman yells at TV
World March 18, 2020

Parents ready to chance coronavirus after third day with kids