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2020
September 20, 2019

Breaking: Bill de Blasio was allegedly running for president
Culture, Nation
September 20, 2019
Area 51 raiders disappointed to learn base converted to Costco years ago
Culture
September 19, 2019
Hulu reacts to losing ‘Seinfeld’ with $500 million deal for ‘The Michael Richards Show’

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2020, Nation
September 19, 2019

“I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for your AR-15 today” Beto unveils gun buyback plan
Nation
September 19, 2019

Justin Trudeau to hide in Virginia governor’s mansion until news blows over
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Culture
September 18, 2019
KFC’s new steak birthday waffle sandwich “a bit heavy,” critics say
Nation
September 18, 2019
Trump names future former employee new National Security Advisor
Culture
September 17, 2019
Developing: Green banana totally skipping yellow stage

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Culture, Nation September 17, 2019

Report: Use of clapping emojis in tweet really made 👏 point 👏 stick 👏
Nation September 16, 2019

“Shit happens” local newspaper’s correction says about story’s incorrect names, places, events
2020 September 16, 2019

“And then I told the Cap’n, ‘crunchatize me'” Biden stumps in Iowa
2020 September 13, 2019

“And if you put it all on black, it has the chance to become $2,000” Andrew Yang explains freedom dividend
Culture September 13, 2019

Lactose begins fighting back against intolerance
Culture September 13, 2019

Divorce, job loss, stubbed toe among man’s Friday the 13th mishaps
2020 September 12, 2019

Joe Biden accidentally arrives for debate 12 hours early in humiliating a.m./p.m. mix up
Nation September 11, 2019

Georgia Democrat Stacey Abrams refuses to concede North Carolina race