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Culture
January 20, 2020

Confused man unsure which Martin Luther to honor, nails anti-racist theses to various doors
Nation
January 20, 2020
Joe Biden issues statement on Billie Jean King Day
Nation
January 19, 2020
Trump still deciding on official Space Force uniforms

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Culture
January 19, 2020

Forecast recommends staying inside, giving up on plans and dreams
Nation
January 18, 2020

“You are a bunch of dopes and babies,” Trump says to a room full of dopes and babies
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Sports
January 17, 2020
MLB, TSA team up to weed out cheating in 2020
Sports
January 16, 2020
Arrest warrant issued for locker room behavior in locker room
2020
January 15, 2020
“Sure, Bernie may hate women and puppies and be an asshole, but he is my friend,” Warren clarifies

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Sports January 14, 2020

Astros surprised it took MLB this long to conclude team cheated
World January 14, 2020

Prince Andrew knows of a nice vacant island for the Sussexes
Culture January 13, 2020

Spike in vasectomies reported as nation’s grade schoolers come home with recorders
Culture January 10, 2020

Acme DNA test confirms Chicago Coyote illegitimate son of Wile E. Coyote
2020 January 10, 2020

Dark Psychic Forces rise in the polls after Marianne Williamson drops out
Culture January 9, 2020

‘Ink Master’ star Oliver Peck leaves show to run for Virginia Governor
2020, Culture January 9, 2020

Andrew Yang not handed rose ahead of Democratic debate
World January 9, 2020

Bombshell: Epstein suicide footage taped over with ‘King of Queens’ rerun