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Nation
April 13, 2021

Seemingly confused Biden unveils new infant-structure plan to mass produce cribs
Culture
April 12, 2021
Local man pretty sure he can quit stupid fucking job once Dogecoin hits $0.12
Sports
April 11, 2021
Jim Crow banned from All-Star Game for steroid use

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Culture
April 11, 2021

Are we doomed? Deep fried pickles with peanut butter & other nonsense
Culture
April 9, 2021

Report: Weekend definitely better than the week
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Nation
April 8, 2021
TV show ‘Atlanta’ rebrands as ‘Cleveland’ to protest Georgia voting law
Sports
April 6, 2021
Local conservative pretending to like soccer amid MLB, NFL, NBA boycotts
Podcasts
April 6, 2021
#16: Nick Serrano

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Nation April 5, 2021

‘Meh, we’re indifferent,’ RC Cola says in lukewarm statement on Georgia law
World March 31, 2021

Biden privately asking advisors if pandemic can end with ‘April Fools’ declaration
World March 31, 2021

Recently freed Ever Given ship to throw out first pitch on Opening Day
Nation March 31, 2021

Man begins diet of cigarettes, donuts in pursuit of vaccine eligibility
Culture March 30, 2021

Heartwarming: Nearby bar fight refreshing sign things returning to normal
Culture March 30, 2021

Sources: 6th cup of coffee may backfire later
Nation March 29, 2021

‘Be sure to like & subscribe’: 16-year-old YouTuber’s Suez Canal prank goes viral
Culture March 29, 2021

Job still boring 8 years, 6 months, 12 days into it