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October 15, 2021

Midwesterners enjoying final few weekends before being outside turns to complete shit
Culture
October 12, 2021
‘Groundbreaking’: New Netflix show receiving rave reviews
Culture
October 11, 2021
Doctor worried credibility hurt if on time for appointment

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October 7, 2021

Out-of-office reply kindly reminds coworkers to fuck off
Culture
October 5, 2021

Report: Month good excuse to buy illogical amount of candy without shame
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Culture
October 4, 2021
Time away from Facebook productively spent on Twitter
World
October 4, 2021
Zuckerberg in panic as world realizes its happier without Facebook
Culture
October 1, 2021
Junior high acquaintance checking in with a Facebook happy birthday wish

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