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Nation
June 24, 2021

Biden agrees to $600 billion bipartisan choo choo vroom vroom bill
Culture
June 23, 2021
Study: Whole ass pint of ice cream OK if you jog next week, month, year
Sports
June 23, 2021
MLB to check pitchers for water bottles, metal objects, toothpaste larger than 3.4 ounces

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Uncategorized
June 21, 2021

New COVID variant threatens to infect personality, logic
Culture
June 18, 2021

Heat wave: Experts recommend hydrating every six beers or so
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World
June 16, 2021
Fauci to eat bat on live TV to disprove lab leak theory
Culture
June 16, 2021
Spam email too good not to click
Culture
June 16, 2021
Report: Time to do the same shit you did yesterday

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World June 14, 2021

‘That place with the things,’ Biden nervously says in NATO speech, hoping audience yells out a country
Culture June 10, 2021

Breaking: Look at this puppy
Nation June 10, 2021

Man’s list of complaints to post about growing thin
Culture June 6, 2021

Sunny forecast perfect for looking out the window occasionally
Sports June 4, 2021

LeBron cut from Tune Squad
Sports June 4, 2021

LeBron hoping makeshift full body cast looks like excuse for playoff exit
Culture June 2, 2021

Hormel celebrating Pride Month with limited edition rainbow Spam
World June 2, 2021

Fauci reveals reptilian identity in new tell-all book