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September 18, 2020

1776 Commission to highlight Trump’s key roles as Founding Father, astronaut, more
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September 18, 2020

Lost Democratic strategist discovers mythical land ‘Wisconsin’
2020
September 17, 2020

Poll: Biden, Trump both drop to 0 once Americans remember that nothing really matters
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Nation
September 17, 2020
Analysis: Nation would be healed if it just tweeted more
2020
September 16, 2020
‘Ay ay ay dios mio chalupa,’ Biden yells, taking stage in bumble bee costume
World
September 16, 2020
Carnival launches new ad campaign promising ‘50% less COVID’
2020 September 15, 2020

Shadow Republicans target pay phones after successfully destroying postal service
2020 September 14, 2020

Biden to try pot, Trump to try elk during 4-hour Rogan debate
Culture September 14, 2020

‘I thought I told you 6 months,’ vengeful dentist says, sharpening pick
Podcasts September 14, 2020

#7: Tyler Groenendal
Culture September 13, 2020

Are we doomed? Mummies have entered the 2020 chat
Culture September 11, 2020

Report: Have a beer
Nation September 11, 2020

Americans shocked to learn Rudy Giuliani used to be mayor of New York
Culture September 10, 2020

Man stuck listening to own thoughts on walk now that cicadas dead