© 2020 Velvet Hamster.
All rights reserved | Privacy Policy

election

April 1, 2020

‘We’ve found a vaccine’: Trump can’t get through April Fools’ joke without giggling
Latest News
Featured
World
March 31, 2020

April Fools’ Day cancelled, everything real now
Nation
March 31, 2020

MyPillow masks guaranteed to be the safest, fluffiest
Featured
World
March 30, 2020
Does whiskey fight coronavirus? A new study finds it couldn’t hurt, why not
Culture
March 29, 2020
Are we doomed? Banana bread trades and dinosaur parades
Culture
March 28, 2020
Official: Local man has consumed all the internet content
2020 March 27, 2020

Biden’s VCR not working for podcast stream thingy
World March 25, 2020

Traffic: Evening commute from living room to bedroom looking light
Culture March 23, 2020

Remote employee’s extra 15 min of sleep giving purpose to life
World March 23, 2020

Study: Watching moar cable news won’t slow coronavirus
Culture March 22, 2020

Are we doomed? Why Meijer is great and why you shouldn’t lick toilet seats
Culture March 19, 2020

Study: ‘Love Is Blind’ proves no fish actually left in the sea
Nation March 19, 2020

‘This wouldn’t have happened if Jeb Bush were in charge!’ yells man at WH briefing looking oddly like Jeb Bush
Culture March 18, 2020

Chicago Food Madness