Commercials running on local television and streaming are reminding you as of recent that some asshole is running for some office in some election, details of which are not worth looking up.

The asshole is appearing on screen to tell you they will commit to having safer neighborhoods, balanced budgets and lower taxes but also making the wealthy pay their fair share. They are against Trump but also think things “need to change” from the current status quo. The asshole’s ideology is unclear and unclear if it even matters as it appears the office he is running for his local, though perhaps state or federal. No one is willing to confirm.

The commercial will play dozens more times the next few weeks in hopes you might remember his stupid name.