In a stunning turn of events, the friend who has been an expert throughout the COVID-19 pandemic and the war in Ukraine is also a judicial expert, sources have learned, despite having no formal education in any of these fields.

The friend tweeted several interpretations of the draft opinion leak from the Supreme Court Tuesday, including a thread on what a ruling could mean for other judicial precedence. This seems to be a departure from his foreign policy analysis and vaccine analysis and an even further departure from his professional background as a software engineer.

Most agree you’re lucky to have such smart friends.