democratic primary

2020

Beto taking the longest shit on Instagram story

2020

Breaking: Bill de Blasio was allegedly running for president

2020

“And then I told the Cap’n, ‘crunchatize me'” Biden stumps in Iowa

2020

Biden swears he can see fine, destroy Trump with newly-equipped laser eye

2020

Strict new Democratic debate qualifications whittle field to 0

2020

New Democratic presidential poll shows 67-way tie for 18th place

2020

Discovery Channel Democratic Debate adds great white shark

2020, Sports

Free-agent addition Tom Steyer fills open Democrat roster spot

2020

Beto’s arch nemesis Alpha O’Rourke determined to destroy campaign, small cities

2020

Eric Swalwell hopes people remember his presidential campaign as one that happened