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2020 October 3, 2019

Beto taking the longest shit on Instagram story
2020, Nation September 19, 2019

“I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for your AR-15 today” Beto unveils gun buyback plan
2020 July 10, 2019

Beto’s arch nemesis Alpha O’Rourke determined to destroy campaign, small cities
2020 June 27, 2019

Pundits agree: Beto definitely ready for Level 3 of Rosetta Stone
2020, Nation May 16, 2019

Beto O’Rourke sleep livestream reveals dozens of ghosts visiting his bedroom
2020 May 9, 2019

Beto O’Rourke looking for taller shit to stand on to get back in news
2020 April 7, 2019

Iowa man rattled after learning he’s been pronouncing “Buttigieg” wrong this whole time
Culture April 1, 2019

“This. Is. Not. Normal.” tweets area man convinced he’s making a difference
2020, Nation March 18, 2019

Beto O’Rourke begins campaigning in Iowa parking lots