Some like them, some find them aggressive, but consumers agree that the intensity in a new wave of Snapple facts is surprising.

From “you’ll be alone forever” to “lose weight” Snapple’s new line of facts have been met with mixed reviews from consumers who have long appreciated the real facts Snapple adds to its bottles.

“My most recent Snapple fact just said ‘sometimes you can be a real asshole,'” one customer leaving a local 711 said. “That’s a little rude, but better than my previous one that said implored me to get a divorce.”

“If the peach tea wasn’t so good, I’d probably just move on to a less mean juice, like Naked Juice or Nantucket Nectar.”

Snapple declined comment on the new facts. When asked, the company simply replied to the Hamster “No.”