The headache you are having this afternoon may be a symptom of COVID-19, a lack of water, or potentially an existential crisis as you think about every decision you’ve ever made in your life.
Potential remedies range from getting a COVID test, drinking more water or getting therapy to discuss all the choices you’ve made over time that have led to you dreading each and every moment in your life. If none of these solutions work, try Tylenol.
The Hamster is not liable if your headache does not improve or if you continue to make shitty choices.