A local man has received even more misfortune in a year already full of it, reportedly stubbing his toe this afternoon against a door.

Dave Dober, 44, walked too quickly around a corner in his house and slammed his big toe against the corner of the door. Wincing in pain, he immediately screamed “ugh, can 2020 end already!?”

“Fuck 2020,” Dober told the Hamster. “The pandemic, murder hornets, police shootings, now this. My toe really, really hurts.”

“I hope this doesn’t make me more at risk for COVID.”

Dober said he can’t wait for the calendar to turn so this shit stops happening.