A sad, directionless man has tragically missed his opportunity to screenshot 2:22 this afternoon on 2/22/22.
The man – who would not give his name on fear of embarrassment – is said to be coping now after missing the only thing that got him out of bed this morning. A prolonged Zoom meeting was the reason given for missing the moment. Sources close to him have also said he considered staying up last night until 2:22 a.m. just in case he missed this, but fell asleep around midnight.
The man has already made a calendar invite for March 33rd, 2033.