Earlier this week, Congressman Tim Ryan dropped out of the Democratic presidential primary. Velvet Hamster apologizes for not breaking this news earlier, but it was overshadowed by the fact J.C. Penney is currently having a sale on linens.

Customers will find up to 60 percent off on select bedding and deep discounts on towels, throw blankets and seasonal tablecloths, among other fine products. 

Mr. Ryan did not return requests for comment on these incredible savings.