A new study from science has found that watching kitten TikToks is a healthy alternative to whatever is in the news, no matter what it is.

A study of the last 11 months of those who watched primarily kitten TikToks vs those who watched CNN, Fox News or that other channel, found that the kitten viewers were 96% happier in whatever way you measure that. Kitten viewers got better sleep, were in better health and reported having better relationships than cable news viewers, who have all aged 15 years this year.

The Hamster has independently verified this study.