After plenty of excitement following news of Disney’s new streaming service, several sources have told the Hamster that all the service really is is “A Goofy Movie” on loop all day, with potential to add “An Extremely Goofy Movie.”
Prospective customers are being encouraged by inside sources to tone down their excitement, unless of course they really like “A Goofy Movie.” Sources have hinted that each showing of the movie may be broken up by Mickey Mouse ad reads for Square Space and My Pillow, but could not confirm.
Disney feels like its service will have a leg up on competitors Netflix and Hulu, as neither of them have “A Goofy Movie” but Disney has a surplus of it.