Sources close to the situation today have confirmed that that 6th cup of coffee you just poured may backfire later, despite its assistance in the short term.
It was a difficult to decision to make cup number six, as it seemed ridiculous but also completely necessary to soldier through this afternoon. Sources indicate that it will certainly help get through this next Zoom meeting and some other bullshit, but it may feel like a mistake around 10 p.m. tonight when you need 10 mg of melatonin and a Benadryl to fall asleep.
Our sources also have said it’s probably a good idea to drink some water to counterbalance, though that seems to be asking for a lot.