A new report from the people who do these things finds that an array of problems could be solved almost overnight if people just minded their own fucking business.

From COVID regulations, to war with Russia to anything related with cancel culture, studies show that minding your own fucking business stops all conflict and tension instantly. Peer reviewed research shows that those who mind their own fucking business are happier in 100% of cases versus those who don’t mind their own fucking business.

Researchers have recommended transitioning your habits into minding own fucking business gradually, to eventually being completely out of everyone else’s shit and deep in your own.