A new report confirms that you should have a beer, right now at this very moment.
Experts recommend dropping everything you’re doing to have this beer, as it’s likely after 5 besides on the west coast – which even then, “fuck it” the report says. The report mentions that it’s ok to have even 2, 3 or 7 beers.
Experts have not commented on Whiteclaws or the legal boundaries that exist if you have several of those as well.