Despite all evidence to the contrary, Velvet Hamster can confirm that February was only 28 days.
Our polling shows that some people believe February lasted everywhere from the standard 31 days in an average month while others believe it was more like 90-120 days. The general populace was stunned to discover that this was not even a leap year.
Velvet Hamster is not willing to make any predictions about the length of March at this time.