In these challenging times, it’s critical for people of all stripes – left, right, center – to remember that nothing is real anyway so who cares.

It’s our view that no matter where you live in this country, no matter your ethnicity or sexual orientation or personal beliefs, this is all a big nothing so who really cares, ya know. Most of what you see on TV is theater and political crises are just meant to make you feel awful. Maybe it’s because our leaders are sociopathic lizard people, or maybe it’s because this is a simulation with several glitches. Either way, it doesn’t matter.

We recommend tuning things out and just enjoying your minor, insignificant role in all the nothing.