Feel like you need to tune the noise out sometimes? One local man has missed this entire year of pandemic news thanks to Bose’s great new noise cancelling headphones.

Mark Morder, 32, is not afraid of the pandemic because he has no clue there is a pandemic. The Bose customer has been in blissful ignorance, not even knowing who won the presidential election.

“I’ve been very relaxed here listening to Summer Hits of the 2000s with my Bose noise cancelling headphones,” Morder said. “I could not recommend not listening to the world enough.”

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