Local man Brent Walker reports that his girlfriend Jennifer North has disappeared into her sofa after a Hallmark movie marathon.
“It started out normal enough” he said. “She was watching ‘Christmas Kiss’ and snuggled up with a blanket one afternoon. I texted her later and she was watching ‘A Kiss for Christmas’ with a hot cocoa. The last I heard from her, she had just started ‘Kisses at Christmastime’ and grabbing extra pillows. On her story, it looked like she was actually sinking into the couch. Then, nothing.”
A vigil will be held outside her apartment later tonight.