A local man’s Lenten promise to curse less is off to a terrible fucking start, largely due to things being fucking shit.

Mike Browmer, 34, vowed this Lent to clean up his language and try to never curse. That promise has been broken quickly – just days into Lent – because shit sucks.

“I really fucking tried,” Browmer said. “40 days is way too fucking long. Not with shit this fucked. I mean, fuck man.”

It’s unclear if Browmer will take up a different Lenten promise, but he said he will decide within the “next 30 something fucking days.”