A local grocery store’s new self checkout has made customers drunk with power, feeling they can do anything after successfully scanning and bagging their own items.

A Hamster expose has found customers embolden by the newfound ability, getting too much confidence to take on the world’s problems.

“This has opened my eyes,” said Sara Laken, 30. “I feel the sky is the limit now. Not only can I swipe bar codes, but I can weigh vegetables on here. I feel like I can demand a promotion at work now. I feel like I can conquer cities.”

Grocery store owners said they have saved quite a bit on payroll but would not comment if they feel they’ve created a monster.