After what happened last year, human resources is hoping Jessica doesn’t bring mistletoe to this year’s holiday party.

An e-mail has been sent out to all employees requesting they not bring mistletoe, attempt to kiss anyone with whom they are not in a relationship that has been reported to HR or lodge a complaint when another employee declines to engage in physical contact. Not that sending the exact same e-mail last year stopped Jessica, though Matt in accounting isn’t even into her. 

The Hamster will have reporters on the scene to provide updates, though the office has said it may limit people’s drinks, which would cause us to go home early.