Welcome to Hamsterscopes. The Hamster has looked into the stars to tell you what to expect in the next week.

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): This week, you will not be able to remember where you saw that one actor before.

Pisces (February 19- March 20): In the days ahead, you can expect to experience weather.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You will tell a hilarious joke this week, only to have to explain it.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Expect to feel frustration towards a piece of technology this week.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Your main cardio this week will be sprinting for one forgotten item in the grocery store when you are already in line.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): As you do laundry this week, you will dry things that you meant to hang.

Leo (July 23-August 22): You can expect to be asked to buy something on Facebook from someone you barely know this week.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
: In the days ahead, you will forget to turn off the coffee pot.

Libra (September 23-October 22): The smoke alarm will start chirping as soon as you fall asleep.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): You will be forced to get out of bed before you want to this week.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): This week, you will continue to make no progress on your quarantine projects.

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): Everything in your house will be under control until you get on a work call.