Welcome to Hamsterscopes. The Hamster has looked into the stars to tell you what to expect in the next week.

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): You will not have a pen when you need one this week.

Pisces (February 19- March 20): Your future includes a CVS receipt that seems unnecessarily long.

Aries (March 21-April 19): In the days ahead, you can expect to see a cloud that looks like nothing.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Coming up, you will receive a bill in the mail.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Prepare yourself to struggle with product packing that is too hard to open.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): This week, social media will expose an old friend to be a moron.

Leo (July 23-August 22): There will be chicken for dinner in the days ahead.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
: Do not be surprised if you sneeze this week.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Someone will not understand your brilliance.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): The weather will not be what you wanted at certain points this week.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): You will end up watching something meh on TV because you cannot be bothered to find something else.

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): Use a coaster, because a sweaty glass is in your future.