Welcome to Hamsterscopes. The Hamster has looked into the stars to tell you what to expect in the next week.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18): You will have to run errands this week.
Pisces (February 19- March 20): The neighbor’s dog will poop in an inappropriate place .
Aries (March 21-April 19): Despite your best intentions, you will not start taking vitamins.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): You will forget to water your plant.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): You will not start that podcast you’ve been meaning to start.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): While on the road this week, you will encounter a bad driver.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Ahead, you will keep procrastinating that one task.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): You will wonder why you logged into social media at some point this week.
Libra (September 23-October 22): You will find yourself micromanaged by your HOA in the days to come.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21): Your plan to exercise more will come to nothing.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): In the days ahead, you will reply to an e-mail.
Capricorn (December 22- January 19): You will not find that thing you’re looking for until you no longer need it.