Welcome to Hamsterscopes. The Hamster has looked into the stars to tell you what to expect in the next week.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18)
This week, you’re going to start watching a show and then get distracted by your phone and lose track of what’s going on.
Pisces (February 19- March 20)
In the upcoming week, you’ll be bored.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You won’t really feel like going to work on Monday morning, a feeling which you can expect to last through Friday morning.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You will forget about your morning coffee and microwave it only to forget about it again.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Be careful with your juice, you may…you already spilled it, didn’t you?
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
You’re going to spend the whole week waiting for a text that isn’t coming.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
You’ll forget to move your laundry from the washer to the dryer.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Your meals this week will be fine. Nothing extraordinary in any way.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
You will use the bathroom every single day this week, maybe multiple times.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21)
In the days ahead, you will see a tree.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
Although you will need to turn a light on this week, you will flip the wrong switch.
Capricorn (December 22- January 19)
While writing something down, your pen will appear to dry out. When you scribble a little bit, though, it will work again.