Welcome to Hamsterscopes. The Hamster has looked into the stars to tell you what to expect in the next week.

Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

This week, you’re going to start watching a show and then get distracted by your phone and lose track of what’s going on.

Pisces (February 19- March 20)

In the upcoming week, you’ll be bored.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You won’t really feel like going to work on Monday morning, a feeling which you can expect to last through Friday morning. 

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You will forget about your morning coffee and microwave it only to forget about it again.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Be careful with your juice, you may…you already spilled it, didn’t you?

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

You’re going to spend the whole week waiting for a text that isn’t coming.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

You’ll forget to move your laundry from the washer to the dryer.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Your meals this week will be fine. Nothing extraordinary in any way.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

You will use the bathroom every single day this week, maybe multiple times.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)

In the days ahead, you will see a tree.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)

Although you will need to turn a light on this week, you will flip the wrong switch.

Capricorn (December 22- January 19)

While writing something down, your pen will appear to dry out. When you scribble a little bit, though, it will work again.