Welcome to Hamsterscopes. The Hamster has looked into the stars to tell you what to expect in the next week.

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): You will attempt to show a friend a video this week, but it will be buffering.

Pisces (February 19- March 20): This week, you will open the refrigerator over and over again, but no new options will appear.

Aries (March 21-April 19): As soon as you get comfortable in bed, you will realize that you left the light on.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): The person ahed of you in traffic will decline to use their blinkers, which is not an exciting mystery, but an annoyance.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): This week, the acceptable hour to begin drinking will continue to get earlier.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): In the upcoming days, you can expect someone to tell you far more information than you ever wished to know.

Leo (July 23-August 22): This week, you will hang multiple bags from your arms and cut off all circulation in order to avoid making a second trip.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
: You will enter a room this week, only to realize you don’t remember why.

Libra (September 23-October 22): You can expect to spot a good parking spot this week only to realize a tiny car has already taken it.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): When you are running late this week, you will find yourself trapped by red lights. Not to worry, you will find plenty of green lights when you have plenty of time.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): You will be excited to receive a text this week, only to find it is an auto-generated reminder.

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): A cord you need this week will be tangled.