Welcome to Hamsterscopes. The Hamster has looked into the stars to tell you what to expect in the next week. 

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): This week, you will forget the one thing you went into the store to buy. 

Pisces (February 19- March 20): In the days ahead, you will leave your charger at home the one time you needed to bring it.

Aries (March 21-April 19): When reheating your coffee in the microwave, the coffee will get only slightly warmer while the mug itself will burn your hands. 

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Your office will feel like a part of your home this week. 

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You will decide to be more social this week and then not follow through. 

Cancer (June 22-July 22): This week, your HOA will be upset about something that doesn’t matter.

Leo (July 23-August 22): When the show you are binging comes to an end, you will find yourself adrift until choosing another show. 

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You can expect to hear a completely uninteresting conversation unnecessarily being held on speakerphone this week. 

Libra (September 23-October 22): Despite being tired, you will find it difficult to sleep. 

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): When finally settled into the couch to watch TV in the upcoming days, the remote control will be just out of reach. 

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Choosing the self check-out for expediency, you will find yourself behind someone with coupons, who then writes a check. 

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): This week, you will be sent spam e-mails.