Welcome to Hamsterscopes. The Hamster has looked into the stars to tell you what to expect in the next week.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18): Everywhere you go, you will hear that song you hate.
Pisces (February 19- March 20): Even the easiest of decisions will be laborious this week.
Aries (March 21-April 19): This week, you will check your order tracking information more often than they can possibly refresh it.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): At no point this week will you know what day it is.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Your good intentions for this week will lose to laziness.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): You will face a big decision – to tweet that hot take or skip it.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Just accept that you’re going to forget your charger again.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Deciding to get gas later may seem like a good idea, but it is not.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Gardening will be difficult this week as you struggle to identify the weeds from the desired plants.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21): Social media is a cess pool, but your attempts to spend less time there will fail.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): While Instagram might suggest you can bake, you need to accept that you can’t.
Capricorn (December 22- January 19): Your irritating neighbor will only be outside when you want to be outside.