The forecast Thursday and into the weekend and the rest of the month promises cold temperatures, suggesting staying inside and giving up on your plans and hopes and dreams.

It will be as cold as 5 degrees in many parts of the Midwest this week, even hitting negative temperatures. Because of this, it is highly recommended to bundle up if going outside, but even better staying inside in the dark and forgetting any sort of aspiration you had in life.

This will mostly continue until March.