After surviving months of strife over vaccine arguments, the Vanderhoff family was no match for the cranberry sauce debate.

For the greater part of 2021, the family thoughtfully and respectfully debated the merits of the COVID-19 vaccine. Sources tell us these discussions once descended into a kerfuffle, but never a fight.

When cranberry sauce was served at Thanksgiving, however, the debate of homemade vs canned was too much for Vanderhoffs to bear. The family broke into factions, screaming, raging, and breaking dishes. 

At the time of publication, Velvet Hamster is unsure which type of cranberry sauce Mrs. Vanderhoff actually served.