A local man has reported having several Friday the 13th mishaps today, including his wife leaving him, getting laid off from his job and stubbing his toe on his coffee table.
The Lansing, Mich. man chalked the series of escalating unfortunate events to the unlucky day.
“My wife walking out was one thing, and getting fired was gonna happen at some point,” Dave Fratter, 37, said. “But once I stubbed my toe on my coffee table I was like, ‘OK I’m just unlucky today.'”
The Hamster advises all to be careful today with whatever you’re doing, as it is never clear what misadventures could arise.