Dark Psychic Forces have shot up in the polls after Marianne Williamson dropped out of the Democratic primary Friday, shaking up both the race and the universe.
Williamson’s unconventional campaign failed to gain traction, and she decided to suspend her efforts not to get in the way of a progressive candidate’s chances of winning. However, pundits fear her exit will give an opening to Dark Psychic Forces to win the Democratic nomination, as the good side of the force vote will be split among the other candidates. Early polls confirm that Dark Psychic Forces are beating Joe Biden by as many as 5 points.
When asked what her next plan was, Williamson vanished into a cloud of smoke, shocking all 7 people in attendance at her press conference.