A local man seemingly confused about what Area 51 is is vigorously looking up information on the first 50 areas so he is informed by the time the September raid rolls around.
Justin Mitterson, 29 of Eden Prairie, Minn., rented several books from the local library on different “areas” and has been looking at Wikipedia pages of all different kinds of areas for a solid week now.
“I just want to make sure I’m prepared,” Mitterson said. “But this doesn’t seem to be helping. Right now, all I know is that an area is a noun that means ‘a region or part of a town, a country, or the world’ or alternatively ‘the extent or measurement of a surface or piece of land.'”
Mitterson is confirmed on Facebook to attend the raid.