The Centers of Disease Control have announced that fully vaccinated individuals can freely and safely enjoy the entire Taco Bell menu without incident.
So far during the pandemic – and for a few decades before – there was uncertainty if the Taco Bell menu could be enjoyed without a bowel incident. Now, thanks to two vaccines and a booster, every item can be enjoyed without a trip to the bathroom.
“Fully vaccinated individuals are at low risk of needing to use the bathroom after having Taco Bell,” the CDC said in a statement. “If boosted, any item – from a crunch wrap supreme to a cheesy gordita crunch – should not have serious effects. The vaccine is the strongest protection against needing to run to the toilet.”
The Hamster is working to independently verify this.