A serial bank robber was let go after his latest local heist, as he used a loophole to stop police from pursuing him.
“Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws!” he yelled, slightly buzzed off a Black Cherry White Claw, to the cops chasing him down the street. Police were forced to stop their pursuit.
“We didn’t take into account that he had been drinking White Claw,” the police chief said Saturday at a press conference as reporters pressed him with several questions. “There was nothing we could do.”
Lawmakers are now looking to amend the law, which seemingly provides no benefit to public safety.