The articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump focus on “how much that dude sucks,” the Hamster has learned after obtaining copies.

Democrats introduced two articles of impeachment Monday. The first states explicitly that “yo, this dude sucks tho” before jumping into “I mean, like, c’mon man.” The second is damning, saying “Seriously, have you seen this guy?” and concluding with “this is some shit.”

It’s unclear if this will pass before Jan. 20.