A local woman on a government-mandated voluntary quarantine would like Netflix to know that she is, in fact, still watching.

The only sense she has that time is passing is the question which pops up on her screen every three episodes, causing an existential crisis. Having already finished watching ‘The Office’ for the ninth time, the quarantined woman has watched ‘Love is Blind’ in order to hate Jessica with the rest of the nation and has now moved on to ‘Glow Up.’ Tomorrow, she plans to watch The Office again.

Regardless of the show, she is still watching. Velvet Hamster will update this story should she stop watching any time soon.