A literal blue wave has killed thousands waiting in line to vote this morning, causing the Democrats’ election day strategies to completely backfire.

Thousands were waiting in line to vote in the Rust Belt when the blue wave destroyed several small towns, polling places and lives. Democrats were extremely frustrated with the wave, as those voters were likely headed their way before they all died. The blue wave strategy in this regard probably failed.

The Hamster will continue to update as more developments come at the polls, hopefully with less waves.