Another private company has weighed in on this week’s riots in Washington D.C., as Trump Vodka released a powerful statement declaring that the events at the Capitol were OK.
“Like the rest of you, we at Trump Vodka witnessed the events at the Capitol Jan. 6 and were shocked at how OK they were,” the company said in a brief statement. “Really, they weren’t all that bad and we strongly declare that they were fine. Please drink Trump Vodka responsibly.”
The Hamster has yet to release a statement, but has been on the record that Trump Vodka is sub par.