Doctors have confirmed late Sunday evening that President Donald Trump’s bleach treatments are doing the trick, and he should be discharged in no time.

“A steady diet of Clorox is working,” Dr. Sean Conley said. “We expect the president to be back to his normal routine soon, after just a few more gallons of bleach, some ginger ale and a positive attitude.”

Other conflicting reports have indicated the bleach is in fact not working and the president is not doing well from it, but the Hamster can not confirm. More to follow.