President Donald Trump today named future former employee Robert O’Brien the new National Security Advisor, replacing outgoing current former employee John Bolton.

“I am pleased to announce that I will name Robert C. O’Brien, currently serving as the very successful Special Presidential Envoy for Hostage Affairs at the State Department, as our new National Security Advisor until he no longer will be when I decide that,” Trump tweeted. “I have worked long & hard with Robert. He will do a great job until he’s fired!”

As of press time, the Hamster can confirm that O’Brien has not yet been fired.