A local undecided voter has left Thursday night’s debate acknowledging that both President Trump and Vice President Biden made some good points, but also that football in the groin had a football in the groin.

Nick Bowser said he liked some of Trump’s points about Biden being a career politician, but also liked Biden’s points about Trump’s failure to lead on the pandemic. Ultimately, though, the most compelling fact may have been that football in the groin had a football in the groin.

“I really like Trump better on the economy,” Bowser said. “But I don’t trust his leadership and he clearly failed on the coronavirus. Biden seems to have more integrity. But then again, also, football in the groin had a football in the groin. This is tough.”

As of today, Bowser is leaning toward football in the groin.