Struggling Deep State considering expanding membership to normal people

Seeing a drop in membership fees the last couple years, the struggling Deep State is considering opening up its membership to more normal people to try and re-establish itself.

“Maybe our brand is hurting because we’re too exclusive,” an unnamed CIA operative was reported as saying to a Freemason at a monthly Deep State meeting. “Maybe we should change.”

There wasn’t universal agreement in the room, with some suggesting instead they should just change their name to “Friendly State” or “Puppies and Rainbows State.”