The McCloskey couple in St. Louis has successfully guarded their multimillion dollar home from soliciting girl scouts, the Hamster can confirm.
Girl scouts tried to sell cookies on their private street Wednesday, before the McCloskeys got in their M1 Abrams and chased the girls down the street. The exchange was briefly captured on cell phone footage before the filming girl scout dropped both her phone and thin mints in fear.
The McCloskeys did not buy any cookies.