Days after the Des Moines Register announced it would not be releasing the results of its final poll before the Iowa Caucuses, the Velvet Hamster has learned the poll actually showed withdrawn candidate John Hickenlooper in front with a whopping 94 percent of the vote.
This hidden anti-John Hickenlooper conspiracy could have been what sunk his milquetoast presidential campaign. Bernie Sanders came in second in the poll with 3 percent of the vote, and all other candidates had less than 1 percent.
The margin of error for the poll was +/- 97. The Iowa Caucuses are tonight.