Reporters at the Washington Post, New York Times and several other major publications are said to be huddled up in their offices tonight planning how best to move ahead and continue to not cover the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden.

News organizations thus far have been lauded for their intense and thorough lack of coverage of the allegations against the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee. Journalists are saying now they’re determined to continue not covering the allegations deep into the campaign season.

“We’ll continue to not have follow ups every day,” the Washington Post tweeted Thursday. “Get a subscription today starting at just $10 a month.”

The Hamster will also not have follow ups, mostly out of laziness.