A new shock poll out of Hamster Public Polling has found that a whopping 90 percent of likely voters are in agreement that they’d be much happier if they didn’t pay attention to any of this shit, with another 10 percent being sociopaths.

The polling transcended party lines. Republicans, Democrats and Independents all were largely in agreement that if they didn’t follow all the shit going on in the world, they’d likely be much happier. When asked why they still followed the shit, answers varied from masochism, feeling the need to fit in and general anxiety.

The Hamster did not look much into the other 10 percent, as they seemed to be deeply disturbed people.