On his first day as Donald Trump’s appointed coronavirus czar, Vice President Mike Pence instituted his first bold mandate – no touching.

“We shouldn’t have been doing this to begin with,” Pence said at a news conference. “Please keep your hands to yourself. Touching is inappropriate. You will be in deep doo doo if I catch you getting handsy.”

The CDC could not confirm the impact this might have on the spread of coronavirus, and also added that it appears no one is following the orders.